You can call me DAD
Today, on only the 1,634th day of his existence, my son asked permission to call me Dad. Read more
Tag: funny
The Pass-the-Parcel Paradigm
It is my son's birthday and I have to decide who should "win" pass the parcel. Cue soul searching! Read more
A letter from Santa
Santa's letter of solidarity with parents at Christmas. Read more
Daddy Guilt: To do stuff or to get stuff done
It's all gone wrong. I am absolutely behind on all life admin measures. Read more
The day my child hurled very British abuse at a stranger.
"Are you familiar with the concept of people watching?" I asked Son. He wasn't. Read more
Man versus Nappy
I was totally unprepared for how different nappies with my daughter would be. Read more
MANternity: DGAF Fridays
I've found it! The end of my tether! It's been successfully located and resides on a Friday morning at 11:38am. Read more
MANternity: 5 most fear inducing words
...all of these 5 word statements pale in comparison to the immediate heart racing, situation changing, panic inducing effects of these five words: “Daddy, I need a wee”. Read more
MANternity Day 1: I think we will need some quiet Rock n Roll.
Son: "I think you need to find quiet Rock n Roll" Me: "There is no such thing as quiet Rock n Roll" Read more